This is what I ended up coming up with in the end.
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-----------end_max5_patcher-----------
I’d rather not uzi
on every onset, but this works alright.
It would be amazing if fluid.bufscale~
had an @abs
attribute or something as it would make things like this easier (zero crossing or peak-picking in general). (added this as a feature request on github)